Sandy: "I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!"
Carl: "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key ..."
Sandy: "Not GOLFERS, you great fool! GOPHERS! The little, brown, furry rodents!"
Carl: " We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing but with GOPHERS!" - (from 'Caddyshack')
-John Musser the golf coach.
